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I am a father, survivor, hardworker but first and foremost, I am an educator. My primary goal is to teach my followers the ins-and-outs of this primordial world. Before the beginning of COVID-19, I always thought that my life was complete. But after the infestation of the unwashed masses began, my life was finished. As a former short king, (I took the height-lengthening surgery so that my femboy boyfriend doesn't height mogg me anymore) I used to always have trouble with looking up to others for support. Now, I realize that people need support from me.

My Climb to Riches

In late 2019, I took the senseless leap of faith into crypto and NFTs. I had no form of income, except for my assets and high credit score. I took a credit card loan of over $5000 and invested $4500 on Ethereum. (The rest I spent on CSGO cases) In late 2021, I had estimatedly made over hundred of thousands of dollars. Granted, I never pulled out any of the money, so I lost most of my fortunes, but this taught me one thing: Gain as much debt as humanly possible. I have not answered any of Capital One's calls or letters. And I plan to do so with every other bank I become associated with. I have made thousands of off this. And I don't plan to stop here.

My Current Debt

*Note: This is not financial advice. Spurdoga is a trained professional. Results may vary.

My Mission Statement:

In the year 2024, I pledge to:

Make Continuous Content for the Remainder of the Year
Cultivate, Encapsulate, Dominate the Internet Sphere
Revitalize My Relationship With My Femboy Boyfriend (Biden's fault)
Work on My Mumble Rap Career
Try Not to Shiver in Morning Ice Bathes
Return Calls to My Marine Recruiter